Thursday, January 31, 2013
Joke time
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old
husband in bed with another woman.. She became violent and ended up pushing
him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had
anything to say in her own defense.
'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'
E-card enthusiasm
Yep, I've somehow managed to round up yet another batch of e-cards that I thought were funny, insulting or vulgar enough to post. Enjoy.
Quickie
Here's today's quickie...
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Joke time
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small
penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack
of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
High school photos of celebs.
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Please let me finish my sentence!
Something a little bit different in the first post of the day - pretty women and suggestive commentary.
