What grows up while growing down?
A goose.
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Jokes - 3 Dillies
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you play a country music song backward?
You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking ...
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What does it mean when the flag's at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you play a country music song backward?
You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking ...
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What does it mean when the flag's at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Jokes - 3 Dillies
What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic.
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What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming Catholic.
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What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
A recovering alcoholic.
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What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming Catholic.
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What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Monday, November 05, 2007
Break
I am going to take a break from the blog for a few weeks. I will try to get back to it sometime after the American Thanksgiving holiday (Nov. 22).
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Jokes - 3 Dillies
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him--he ain’t gonna come.
Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him--he ain’t gonna come.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Jokes - 3 Dillies
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
Nothing, they just waved.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
French Anti-Tank Missle Misfire (Video)
This is pretty funny, fortunately, because the outcome wasn't so bad.