Saturday, September 27, 2008
Joke - The Passing of a Friend
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'. She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of beer you are.'"
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'. She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of beer you are.'"
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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Saturday, September 20, 2008
Young Jennifer Aniston - Video Link
This is a pretty funny video - is that really Jennifer Aniston doing this spoof on modeling? Click on the image to link to the video.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Secrets
Eight Life-Improving Secrets Your Mom Never Taught You
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with your wife/girlfriend about putting down the toilet seat -- use the sink instead.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives -- then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
Turkish Ice Cream Vendor
This guy is pretty clever and very talented - great slight-of-hand.
The Turkish ice cream vendor.
The Turkish ice cream vendor.
Pantyhose for Men
I don't know about this. Is it a put-on? A fetish? Just funny or someone trying to start a trend?
I got a kick out of it - a website promoting pantyhose for men. Sign up for their email newsletter and read more about it all - click here.
Our reader with a heavy occupation explains why he wears nylon pantyhose during long trips.
After all, what makes a male putting on this garment - and why would it become an everyday clothing item for any 'regular' guys?Is pink pantyhose too femmy for men?
Yet Another Moron Video
I post a lot of these here - I guess they are a bit funny. Guys and gals trying to be cool but showing how dumb they really are. Here it is - another candidate for a Darwin Award driving a motorcycle...
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| Moron Showing Off Crashes his Motorcycle |
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| He must feel stupid. Or at least a little sore. |
We've All Gone Crazy
This is a funny (funny-sad, funny pathetic) story from Boing Boing - click on the link to read the whole thing - about public safety run amok.
The NY Yankees banned sunblock at Yankee stadium "to prevent terrorism." On a blistering hot day. And sold high-markup, crappy sunblock inside the gates. You know, as soon as we said "There is no price too high to pay in the war on terror," we lost -- and every sleazy con-artist, profiteer, greedhead and crook won.
Racer Loses Bike - Catches Bike
It his a put-on? Funny video about a motorcycle racer whether it is or not...
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Friday, September 05, 2008
That's What They Said!
The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year a definition required for the contemporary term, 'Political Correctness'.
The winner wrote: 'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
This year a definition required for the contemporary term, 'Political Correctness'.
The winner wrote: 'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
Ten Messy Divorces
Are you a fan of celebrity gossip/news? Here's a web page with some juicy stuff - ten messy celebrity divorces - just for your entertainment.
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Your Personal Stink
Could be that deodorants and antiperspirants aren't so good for you. Maybe you need some sort of home brew for those smelly pits of yours - and this is the website with the low down.
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Thursday, September 04, 2008
Jerry Reed Passes Away
Country singer and actor Jerry Reed passed away at age 71. In tribute, here's a You Tube clip of Jerry's Song "East Bound and Down" played over some clips of the movie, "Smokey and the Bandit."