Monday, December 31, 2012
Joke time
Just before his son was to be married, a man decided to offer him some fatherly advice.
"Son, on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and told her to try them on. She did and then she said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' We've never had any problems since then."
Impressed, the son decided to try the same tactic as his father. That night in his honeymoon suite, he took off his pants, handed them to his new wife and told her to try them on.
"But they're too large," she said. "They won't fit me."
"Exactly," he replied. "I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
His wife then took off her panties, handed them to him and told him to try them on.
"I can't get into your panties," he said, astonished.
"Exactly," his wife replied, "and if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
Working her way to the top
When you've got it, you might just as well flaunt it because you won't have it forever.
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Quickie
Here's today's quickie...
Was it good for you too?
A farmer is milking his cow and as he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cow's ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the udder."
Was it good for you too?
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Stupid men tricks
Never let it be said that, given a few tools and a little time, men can't find a way to have stupid fun. At least no one got hurt here.
Joke time
One summer a beautiful blonde college student wanted to earn some extra money, so she went door to door in her neighborhood looking for odd jobs. Finally, a man asked her to paint his porch.
She returned the next day with supplies and started working After an hour, she knocked on his door to let him know she had finished.
When he opened it she said, "I just wanted to let you know that I'm done with the job. Oh, and by the way, you don't have a Porsche, you have a Lexus."
She returned the next day with supplies and started working After an hour, she knocked on his door to let him know she had finished.
When he opened it she said, "I just wanted to let you know that I'm done with the job. Oh, and by the way, you don't have a Porsche, you have a Lexus."
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Stuff
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Fun Facts of the day
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