Sunday, June 30, 2013
Joke time
Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Okie dokie, let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”
Ole said, “I haven’t got da finkers.”
“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” he said. “Lordy- it’s 2013 and Ive’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”
Ole says………”How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?”
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Okie dokie, let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”
Ole said, “I haven’t got da finkers.”
“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” he said. “Lordy- it’s 2013 and Ive’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”
Ole says………”How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?”
Quickie
Time for today's quickie. Are you up for it?
I hope it was good for you as well.
Superman, the man of steel, fighting side by side with Iron man...
They would make very powerful alloys indeed.
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I hope it was good for you as well.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Joke time
As a surprise, a chief executive's wife decides to pop by his office, where she finds her husband in an unorthodox position, with his attractive secretary sitting in his lap.
He immediately spots her and without hesitation, starts dictating: 'And in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.'
He immediately spots her and without hesitation, starts dictating: 'And in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.'
Three animated GIFs
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| Some things defy explanations to outsiders looking in. |
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| And he wonders why his girlfriends don't stay with him for very long. |
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| He needs his morning coffee! |
