Two teenagers were out on a date at the movies. Of course, they weren't watching the movie, they were in the back row making out... when finally they break for some air and the guy says to the girl, "Ya know, I really enjoy kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your gum?"
To which the girl replies, "Gum? That's not gum, I've got bronchitis."
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Why do women never need a watch?
There's clock over the stove...
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