Joke Time

One day while a wife was working in the kitchen, a cupboard door came loose; and when her husband got home, she asked him to fix it.

He asked her, "Do you see the word 'carpenter' written anywhere on this shirt?"

She told him no. And so without further comment he went into the living room to relax.

The next day while cleaning in the basement, she found the light did not work. She changed the bulb and checked the circuit breakers, did everything that she could to try to fix it, but it still would not work. When her husband got home, she asked him, "Honey, do you think you could fix the light in the basement for me?"

He simply asked, "Do you see the word 'electrician' written anywhere on this shirt?" She said no, and without further comment he went into the living room to relax.

The next day, a pipe in the kitchen began leaking. When her husband got home, she asked him to fix it for her, to which he replied, "Do you see the word 'plumber' written anywhere on my shirt?"

"No," she said again and again he went into the living room to relax.

At the end of the week, the husband returned from work to find that everything was fixed: the pipe, the light, even the cupboard! He asked his wife who had fixed everything, and she told him she had asked the neighbor to come over and help, and that the neighbor had gladly agreed.

"How did you repay him for his services?" asked the husband.

"Well," replied the wife, "he only asked for sex, or cookies."

After a moment, the husband asked, "So what kind of cookies did you bake him?"

"Do you see 'Betty Crocker' written anywhere on this shirt?"