Joke - The Boyfriend

"My God, Helen," Joyce exclaimed as she bumped into her old friend on the street, "you've lost so much weight, I almost didn't recognize you."

"It's my boyfriend," Helen sighed. "He insults me terribly and doesn't let me eat."

"For heaven's sake, why don't you dump him?"

"Oh, I'm going to-just as soon as I lose ten more pounds."