A couple of old Bill Clinton jokes

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Did you know? Bill Clinton liked Monica Lewinski's dress from the moment he spotted it.
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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and says to the clerk, who is hard of hearing, “I've got another dress for you to clean.”

The clerk replies, “I'm sorry - I couldn't hear all of that - come again?”

Monica relies, “No. This time it's mustard.”