Joke time

Cynthia and Doris, two former exec secs, were sipping rum punches at a Palm Beach country club.

"Why are you so down today?" asked Cynthia. "You look like you've lost your last friend."

"I'm so ashamed," said Doris. "And you mustn't breathe a word, but I caught my husband screwing around."

"Don't let it bother you," snapped Cyn­thia. "That's how I caught mine too."