Joke time

The morning after attending a holiday work party, a man was lying in bed, nursing a ter­rible hangover, when his wife walked into the room.

"What happened last night?" he asked.

"As usual," his wife said, "you made an ass out of yourself in front of your boss."

"I did?" he replied. "Well, he's a jerk anyway, so piss on him."

"You did," his wife said, "and he fired you."

"Well, then screw him!" the husband yelled.

"I did," his wife said, "and you go back to work tomorrow morning."