Pages

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Medical Terminology Interpreted by Rednecks

Artery – The study of paintings


Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria


Barium – What doctors do when patients die


Benign – What you be, after you be eight


Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome


Cat scan – Searching for Kitty


Cauterize – Made eye contact with her


Coma – A punctuation mark


Dilate – To live long


Enema – Not a friend


Fester – Quicker than someone else


Fibula – A small lie


Impotent – Distinguished, well known


Labor Pain – Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane


Morbid – A higher offer


Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days


Node – I knew it


Outpatient – A person who has fainted


Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative – A letter carrier


Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery


Rectum – Nearly killed him


Secretion – Hiding something


Seizure – Roman Emperor


Tablet – A small table


Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport


Tumor – One plus one more


Urine – Opposite of you’re out

No comments:

Post a Comment