What do you get when you toss a grenade into the kitchen?
Linoleum blown apart.
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a strip club and find a table.
After a bit of entertainment, the Englishman pulls out $10, licks it, and slaps it on the rear of the lady of negotiable virtue.
The Irishman, not wanting to be out done, pulls out a $20 note, licks it and does the same.
The Scotsman looks at the Englishman and Irishman, pulls out his credit card swipes it between her cheeks and walks off with $30.
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