Humor: Basball; and 3 Nasty Little Jokes

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?

Because every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner when the first one says, "Man, I really hate my mother in-law."

So the second cannibal says, "Well then just eat the noodles."
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.

The other is used to carry groceries.