Joke Time

The blond decides to prove to her husband that she really can take charge and knows what she is doing. So while her husband is off at work, she sets out to paint the living room. She gets to it right away, just as soon as he leaves.

He arrives home at the usual time, and smells right away the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room, and finds his wife, lying on the floor in a small puddle of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket, and a fur coat over top of it.

"Are you okay?" he asks, concerned.

She tells him yes, and so he asks what she is doing.

"I am painting the living room, silly!"

"But why on earth are you wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat?"

"Well, duh! Just look at the instructions on the paint can: FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."