Joke Time

A diner was making a serious nuisance of himself at a restaurant. First (complaining that it was hot) he would ask that the air conditioning be turned up, then (complaining that he was cold) he would demand that it be turned down: and so on, and so on for at least an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient with all these contradictory requests, walking back and forth, never once getting angry.

Awed, a second customer wondered why the waiter didn't just throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," answered the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."