Joke Time

Earl took a magnificent swing at the golf ball, but it turned into a horrible slice, ending up on the adjoining fairway, where it hit a man full force.

"Oh my goodness," exclaimed Earl as he and his partner ran up to the stricken victim, who lay unconscious with the golf ball between his feet. "What should I do?"

"Don't move him," said his partner. "If we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction, and you can either play the ball as it lies or take a two club length drop."