Joke Time

Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they had ever experienced.

"Out here in California," said one, "you know those giant redwood trees? Well, the wind got so strong it bent them right over."

"That's nothing," said the farmer from Iowa, "Back on my farm we had a wind one day that blew a hundred miles per hour. It was so bad that one of my hens had her back turned to the wind, and she laid the same egg six times."