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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
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In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign above the sink that said, "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, there was another sign above the soap dispenser that said, "Thoap!"
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Two women, a blonde and a brunette, were eating breakfast.

A cell phone rang several times. The brunette asked, "Why don't you answer your phone?"

The blonde said, "It can't be mine. No one knows I'm here."