Joke Time

The company had been out on maneuvers all day. "How far to the bivouac, Sarge?" one of the men asked.

“About three miles," was the reply.

An hour later another soldier piped up, "How far to the bivouac?"

"About three miles."

Another hour passed. A third soldier asked the same question and got the same reply.

"At least," mumbled a fourth, "we're holding our own.