Joke Time

The hotel is pleased to announce a new service for weary travelers: transcendental meditation services.

Enjoy release from stress, experience deep relaxation, and attain inner happiness with our in-house yogi -- 24 hours a day!

The Transcendental Meditation technique is simple, natural, and effortless -- just 20 minutes brings relief from the strain of your successful travel day. This proven meditation technique requires no effort or concentration, no special skills, and there’s no equipment to buy.

Interested in joining us? Just pick up any house phone and dial "0" for the front desk and ask for Ooohhhmmmm Service.