Joke Time

A man walked into church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some of it on his legs and then tossed aside his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the event and ran to tell the priest what he'd just seen. The priest said, "Son, you've just witnessed a mira­cle. Tell me, where is this man?"

The altar boy replied, "Lying on the floor next to the holy water."