Joke Time

When a terrible car wreck left Marsha's hus­band badly injured, her best friend rushed to be by her side. "Does the doctor think he's go­ing to make it?" the friend asked.

"I don't know," Marsha replied.

"Didn't she tell you what the chances were?"

"Yeah, she told me to prepare for the worst,” Marsha said. "And damned if she hasn't got me guessing."