Joke Time

3 Dillies

How is sex like music?

For every person who pays for it, hundreds are getting it for free.

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Vintners in the Napa Valley who produce pinot blancs and pinot grigios have developed a new hybrid grape. It acts as an anti-diuretic and will reduce the number of trips an older person has to make to the toilet during the night.

They will be marketing the new wine as pinot more.

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A third-grade teacher asked one of her stu­dents to spell the word straight. The boy did so. Then the teacher asked, "What is the definition of the word?"

The boy replied, "Without ice."