Joke Time

A bum asked a man for $5.

"Will you buy booze with the money?" the man asked.

The bum said, "No."

"Will you gamble it away?" the man asked.

The bum replied, "No."

"Will you bet on football games?" the man asked.

The bum answered, "I don't watch football."

The man said, "I'll give you the $5 if you come home with me so that my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or watch football."