Joke Time

Sarah was crazy about her handsome new dentist and soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in his office. But one day he told her, "Sarah, honey, we've got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious."

"No way, sweetheart, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides, it's been six months and he doesn't suspect a thing."

"True," agreed the dentist, "but now you're down to one tooth!"