Joke - Art Thief

A thief broke into the Louvre and stole sev­eral famous paintings but was caught when authorities found his van by the side of the road.

"I don't believe it," the police captain said. "How could you plan such a bold rob­bery, then get caught so easily?"

"Simple," the robber answered. "I didn't have Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."