The insurance salesman stopped at a singles bar, ordered a drink and gazed around the room. He noticed a young woman sitting alone at a nearby table. Gathering his nerve, he approached her and said. "Excuse me. I hope you don't think I'm being forward, but I'm new in town and don't know too many people. I was wondering if I could buy you a drink."
The woman looked up and screamed. "MOTEL?? How dare you?"
As every head in the room turned, the embarrassed man slunk back to the bar and ordered another drink.
Ten minutes later, the same woman came up to him, smiled and said. "I'm sorry about what happened before. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and what I did was part of an experiment in human social behavior."
"Ah," the man replied, and then suddenly slammed his glass down on the bar, stood up and screamed. "Seventy-five dollars? Are you out of your mind?"
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