Joke - The Lord and Smith

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks to the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "Only as a minute seems to you."

Smith then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "Only as a penny seems to you."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."