Joke - What Have You Got?

Lyndon, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Lyndon suggests they go in.

Lyndon addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Lyndon: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Lyndon: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Lyndon: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Lyndon: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Lyndon: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Lyndon: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Lyndon: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Lyndon: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."