Joke - Blonde Painter

A blonde, wanting to earn extra money, de­cided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neigh­bors. At the first house, the owner said, "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The young woman said, "How does $50 sound?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes were in the garage. The man's wife overheard the conversation and asked, "Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You've finished al­ready?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied. "And I had paint left over so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde add­ed, "it's not a Porch. It's a Lexus."