Joke - Surgeons

Some surgeons were discussing who was the easiest to operate on.

The first said that accountants were as every thing was numbered.

The second believed librarians were as everything was alphabetical.

The third felt electricians were as everything was color-coded.

The fourth said, "You are all wrong, lawyers are the easiest since they have no heart, no guts, no spine, and their head and their ass are interchangeable.