"I'm sure gonna wet mywself when I'm done with this piece of fruit!" 
"Ouuta my way - unless you wanna rumble!"
"Thanks, bitch! Come back in five with a fresh beer and a dry diaper!"
"You've got to get a nap in between bouts of potty training!"
"Mom loves to watch me play with my favorite teething toy! I heard her say that some day soon it will help out on the food and diaper bills!"
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