Joke - Family Feud

A married couple was driving down the inter­state when the wife said, "Herb, I want a di­vorce."

The husband said nothing but slowly increased his speed. "I've been having an affair with your best friend," she continued, "and he's a better lover than you are. I want the house, the kids, the car, the checking account and the credit cards. Is there anything you want?" she finally asked.

"No, I have everything I need."

"You do?"

Just before they hit a wall at 90 rnph, he replied, "Yep. I've got the air bag."