Joke - Late Date

A young secretary was de­scribing her date to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apart­ment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."

"Then what happened?"

"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.

"He didn't weaken your resolve, did he?" the friend asked.

"Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let HIS mother worry."