Joke - Bad Accident

This woman, pregnant with twins, got into an accident, and had been in a coma for a long time. When she awoke, she was hysterical, asking about the welfare of her babies. The nurse assured her the babies were born just fine. The woman wanted to know where her babies were. The nurse informed the woman that her brother had taken them to raise.

The woman says, “Oh my god, my brother’s a total moron. Please tell me he didn’t name them.”

The nurse said, “I’m afraid he did.”

The woman says, “What did he name them?”

The nurse says, “Hmm, the girl, he named Denise.”

The woman thinks for a bit, and says, “Denise, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?”

The nurse said, “Denephew!”