Joke - Jewish Mom

Two Jewish mothers meet for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"

"To tell you the truth, my Abe has married a slut! She doesn't get out of bed until 10; she's out all day spending his money on God knows what; and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice, hot dinner for him? No! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."

"Oh Ruthie, that's terrible! And Esther?"

"Ah! Esther has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed; he gives her enough money to buy all she needs; and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."