A married couple was driving down the interstate when the wife said, "Herb, I want a divorce." The husband said nothing but slowly increased his speed. "I've been having an affair with your best friend," she continued, "and he's a better lover than you are. I want the house, the kids, the car, the checking account and the credit cards. Is there anything you want?" she finally asked.
"No, I have everything I need."
"You do?"
Just before they hit a wall at 90 rnph, he replied, "Yep. I've got the air bag."
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