A man called his mother in Florida. "How are you doing, Mom?" he asked.
"Not too good," she replied. "I've been very weak."
"Why are you so weak?"
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"For heaven's sake, Mother" he exclaimed. "Why not?"
"Because," she explained, "I didn't want my mouth to be full when you called."
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