Joke - Guinness Is Real Beer

At a world brewing convention, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference.

The CEO of Fosters shouts to the barman : "Pour me a Fosters, mate!"

The CEO of Budweiser is next: "Gimme a Bud, sir!"

Then the CEO of Beck's: "Ein Becks, danke."

Then they all turn to the CEO of Guinness, who says "Barman, would ya give me a diet Coke w' ice and lemon, thanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually one asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies, "Well, if you bleedin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."