Joke - Old Sisters

Three old sisters--92, 94, and 96 years old all lived together. One day the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the water, paused, and then called downstairs to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or out of the tub?"

The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and called back downstairs, "Was I going up or coming down?"

The third sister said, "I guess I’ll have to help. I hope I never get that forgetful!" and knocked on wood.

She got up then, paused, and called, "I’ll come up as soon as I see who’s at the door!"