YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF . . . . .
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y'all watch this!”
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, “Gentlemen, start your engines!”
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
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