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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Jokes - 3 Dillies

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.
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How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. We'll just declare darkness the new standard.
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What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
I am ewe.

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