Once upon a time a guy said to a girl, "Will you marry me?"
She said no, and he lived happily ever after.
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I want to go out tonight," a woman said to her husband. "Take me somewhere expensive."
"Sure," he replied and then dropped her off at an Exxon station.
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Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
Because he was a little more on.
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