What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. One cow said to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
The other said, "I don't believe you!"
The first cow said, "It's true. No bull."
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
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