Rather Humorous Notion

The following is from the Weekly World News website, an online newspaper with a penchant for making up news stories rahter like The Onion. Even though this is phony, I found the concept rather humorous...

TERRORISTS have formed their own airline -- because they're afraid of getting on a plane that could be hijacked by other terrorists!

That's the incredible claim made by Amir Humad, a Saudi terrorist who was recently captured and is being held in a top-secret location. "No one's going to hijack a plane when everyone else on the plane is a crazed terrorist," Humad says. "Sure, terrorists are crazy, but we're not crazy enough to get on a plane that might be hijacked."

Ironically, El-Al Queda, as the new airline is called, is the result
of increased security on other airlines.