Oldie but goodie
A lady who lived in a small Minnesota town had two pet monkeys.
After several years, one of them died. Shortly thereafter the second one died of a broken heart.
Not wishing to let go of the monkeys, the lady took them to a taxidermist to be stuffed.
"Would you like them mounted?" asked the taxidermist?
"Oh, goodness no!" she replied. "Just have them holding hands."
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