Joke time

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. Just as he did this, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from and saw a young woman looking down from an upstairs window.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?"

When he got up to her apartment, he found she was extremely attractive, and she offered him a drink. After they'd finished their drinks, she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer, and they both enjoyed a lovely meal. After dinner, she said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you.. .like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated, then said, "Wow, do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."