Joke Time

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday 

 They include:

Bobby Darin —  Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ A Flash

Herman’s Hermits ==  Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr —  I Get By With A Little Help From My Depends

The Bee Gees —  How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack —  The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash —  I Can’t See Clearly Now

Paul Simon —  Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —  Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem —  A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer —  You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations —  Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone

Tony Orlando —  Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy —  I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Abba — Denture Queen

Leslie Gore — It’s My Procedure,and I’ll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again