Joke time

One evening a woman was having dinner at home with her husband and she said, "You know, dear, I had a physical today and the doctor told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old."

"Is that so?" the husband replied, rolling his eyes. "What did he have to say about your ass?"

"Oh, darling," his wife said, "I don't think your name came up in the conversation."